Mr Nick (Gayboy) Charlton. Always at the top of the UK worst dressed list;

 An Oh so typical Manchester united, ahem fan:  Has been known to visit Old Trafford at least, how many times is it now. I remember ONCE. Yes once, traveling up with the Devon and Cornwall Supporters branch in their fleet of 100 coach's munching on pasties and Prawn sarnies. Yet somehow still making it back to Surrey in time to continue his career as a Rentboy.  Hello Nicky have that Barnet cropped, your going bald accept it.

  Not forgetting "Been there got the t-shirt (And boy he wears them)" Gaybridge resident Neal Bayton. Currently employed by the Dentistry industry as a salesman.

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Rooney with his very good Friend.

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